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9/24/04 03:50 pm - Great news

Well kids, it has been a very long time since I last posted. Lets see what has happened to me since then.....I got cable internet on my computer and then I got this really fucked my computer up. I had to reformat finally because I didn't even feel like fucking with it. I met this girl at work named Jessica that I really like, but was to scared to ask her out. I asked her out last night finally though at work and we're going to see some local bands play tomorrow night and then to a party at a friends house. So we can all guess I'm looking forward to that:) Turns out she likes me too so that's an extra for me. I'll also be trying to buy another car here soon hopefully, and another reptile. I plan on getting a savannah monitor:) I think they're fucking cool. Well other than work...and more work that's pretty much all I have been doing, that and hanging out with Justin and Lizz. Well i guess that's all for right now, I will talk with you kids later I guess.
Peace out

9/13/04 11:42 pm - New Job

Well kids it has ben a long while since I last posted I think. A few things have changed in my life, but For the BEST!. I HAVE A JOB! I am no longer broke, and I will never be broke again as far as I am concerned:) I'm a bus boy/soon to be line chef(as soon as my friend Thomas leaves to go to New York at the end of the year) at a restaurant here called Cypress Creek Grill. It's not bad, we stand around alot but I bus tables and put shit through the dishwasher. I get paid like 6.00 an hour and the waitresses have to give the busboys a percentage of their tips at the end of every night. Last Saturday was my first night at work and I went home with $19 in my pocket so I felt good. I have another full-time job lined up to with CVS(a local drug store) I have to call them back though tomorrow before I go to work. Other than my new source of income nothing much has been going on. I've been hanging out with my best friend Justin for the most part. Well i guess I'll talk to you kids later.


9/8/04 03:32 am

Stolen from Aimeemoralbender
Post anything that you want (in comments), and post it anonymously. Anything. A story, a secret, a confession, a fear, a love -- anything. I would like it to be what you think of me, though, mostly. Be sure to post anonymously and honestly. Post twice if you'd like. Then, put this in your LJ to see what your friends (and perhaps others who you don't even realize read your LJ) have to say.

I wont go to the trouble of trying to find out who commented, as in IP addresses and such, so just type your mind, kids.

9/7/04 09:16 am

How to make a linkinparkhxc

1 part mercy

3 parts silliness

3 parts
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Serve with a slice of caring and a pinch of salt. Yum!

9/7/04 06:57 am

A well known, much-married movie star said to her doctor, "I have a new boyfriend and he's 18, so I want you to tighten my vagina. This has to be our secret - no tabloids, definitely no leaks."

Her doctor was standing there when she woke up after the operation.

She looked at the foot of the bed and saw three bouquets of flowers. She said angrily to the doctor, "How could you do this to me? I told you this was to be a secret."

The doctor said, "Relax. The first bouquet is from me. The second is from the anesthesiologist - he worked with me on your operation. He's gay and very trustworthy. He won't tell a soul. And the third bouquet is from a guy in the burns unit who wanted to thank you for his new pair of ears."

9/7/04 06:03 am

The girl knelt in the confessional and said, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned."

"What is it, child?"

"Father, I have committed the sin of vanity. Twice a day I gaze at myself in the mirror and tell myself how beautiful I am."

The priest turned, took a good look at the girl, and said, "My dear, I have good news. That isn't a sin... it's simply a mistake."

9/7/04 04:42 am

A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmart and asks where the pharmacy counter is. He is directed to it.

When he reaches it, he asks to see the pharmacist.

The pharmacist comes and the man, looking around furtively, asks quietly, "Do you sell Viagra here?"

The pharmacist answers firmly, "Yes, sir. We certainly do."

The man then asks, "Do you think I could get it over the counter?"

The pharmacist thinks for a moment and then says, "Perhaps, if you took five or six pills at once you might."

9/7/04 04:41 am

A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tried to 'write' with it.

Realizing his mistake, he looked at the thermometer with annoyance and said, "Well that's great, just great... some asshole's got my pen."

9/7/04 04:18 am - Life sucks

It's been awhile since I posted anything. I was reminded of that by a very good friend tonight when I read my e-mail. Well not a whole lot has been going with me lately. That whole officemax thing turned into a big flop for me. I will re-apply there I think but I'm also looking for a job more towards my expertise. I love cooking. Therefore i will look for a job as a cook at a nice restaurant. I was a cook in the Marines so I've had extra schooling as well as before the marines, so I don't think it will be to hard. It's good to do something that you love to do naturally. So that is my plan for the week. I'll never apply at a fastfood restaurant again. I've worked in fastfood before when I was in high school and I hated it. I don't care how poor i become but I will never again work in a place like that. I've almost finsihed painting my room today. i will finish up tomorrow:) My mom says the hospital must have switched babies on her and given her a puertrican kid instead because my room is bright orange. That was a pretty stereotypical thing to say but she meant well. I still don't have internet on my computer yet, the phone jack in my room is fucked up so i will have to get that fixed hopefully sometime this week. There is nothing to do around here, that fact is made worse because I can't go anywhere when I don't have any money. It's hard enough to scrape up what money I have left for cigs. I'm sleepless tonight I guess. I'm watching "Samurai X" right now. It's a japanese anime movie. Some anime is alright but others are just to kid-like. I've started reading my chronicles in order, starting with Memnoch the Devil, it's pretty good. I also watched the move "Somethings Gotta Give" with Jack Nicholson and Diane Keaton. It was an outstanding movie. If I stay awake any longer I'll probably watch it again or just watch "Bulletproof Monk"(which since I own, I've seen a bajillion times). Well thats all for right now other than the fact that I'm hungry and I've eaten like 2 times today. Maybe I will find something to eat:) Lets all hope. I'm always eating but I never gain a pound, I think I'd die if I ever was overweight only because for about 18years of my life I've never broken 130 and now I weigh like 140.
I'm going back to the movie now so I'll write more about my dull life when something actually happens;)


9/2/04 01:13 am

Well kids I haven't been posting much lately. I have abrand new computer and I have a fucked up phone line in my room all of a sudden. I don't know what the hell is wrong with it. I finally finished buying my Vampire Chronicles by Anne Rice
Interview with a Vampire
The Vampire Lestat
Queen of the Damned
Tale of the Body Thief
The Memnoch Devil
The Vampire Armand
Blood and Gold
Blackwood Farm
Blood Canticle(that like just came out, I was lucky when I saw it as I was about to go to the register at Barnes&Noble)
After I finish reading all of that(which shouldn't take long) I'm going to read about THE Mayfair Witch Chronicles by Anne Rice and then all the rest of her other works. I'm telling you I think she's a great author, but then again i really like Vampires:)

I hung out with my best friend Justin today
I decided to clean my room and 1/4 of the way through I decided to go ahead and paint one of my walls jungle orange('cause orange if like my fav. color) and then I finished cleaning my room. Tomorrow I plan on finishing the job of painting my room, which means moving alot fo stuff around that I didn't think about moving before. Me thinks that maybe I should have but a little more planning into it before I opened up that can of paint. But that's okay, because I always say, could'a, would'a, should'a, but didn't so there really isn't alot that I can do about it now but finish the job:) I'm tired and think of going to sleep so i will see you kids later.

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