Life's a Show and We All Play Our Parts

Well kids, it has been a very long time since I last posted. Lets see what has happened to me since then.....I got cable internet on my computer and then I got this really fucked my computer up. I had to reformat finally because I didn't even feel like fucking with it. I met this girl at work named Jessica that I really like, but was to scared to ask her out. I asked her out last night finally though at work and we're going to see some local bands play tomorrow night and then to a party at a friends house. So we can all guess I'm looking forward to that:) Turns out she likes me too so that's an extra for me. I'll also be trying to buy another car here soon hopefully, and another reptile. I plan on getting a savannah monitor:) I think they're fucking cool. Well other than work...and more work that's pretty much all I have been doing, that and hanging out with Justin and Lizz. Well i guess that's all for right now, I will talk with you kids later I guess.
Peace out

Well kids it has ben a long while since I last posted I think. A few things have changed in my life, but For the BEST!. I HAVE A JOB! I am no longer broke, and I will never be broke again as far as I am concerned:) I'm a bus boy/soon to be line chef(as soon as my friend Thomas leaves to go to New York at the end of the year) at a restaurant here called Cypress Creek Grill. It's not bad, we stand around alot but I bus tables and put shit through the dishwasher. I get paid like 6.00 an hour and the waitresses have to give the busboys a percentage of their tips at the end of every night. Last Saturday was my first night at work and I went home with $19 in my pocket so I felt good. I have another full-time job lined up to with CVS(a local drug store) I have to call them back though tomorrow before I go to work. Other than my new source of income nothing much has been going on. I've been hanging out with my best friend Justin for the most part. Well i guess I'll talk to you kids later.

Peace

Stolen from Aimeemoralbender
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A well known, much-married movie star said to her doctor, "I have a new boyfriend and he's 18, so I want you to tighten my vagina. This has to be our secret - no tabloids, definitely no leaks."

Her doctor was standing there when she woke up after the operation.

She looked at the foot of the bed and saw three bouquets of flowers. She said angrily to the doctor, "How could you do this to me? I told you this was to be a secret."

The doctor said, "Relax. The first bouquet is from me. The second is from the anesthesiologist - he worked with me on your operation. He's gay and very trustworthy. He won't tell a soul. And the third bouquet is from a guy in the burns unit who wanted to thank you for his new pair of ears."

The girl knelt in the confessional and said, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned."

"What is it, child?"

"Father, I have committed the sin of vanity. Twice a day I gaze at myself in the mirror and tell myself how beautiful I am."

The priest turned, took a good look at the girl, and said, "My dear, I have good news. That isn't a sin... it's simply a mistake."

A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmart and asks where the pharmacy counter is. He is directed to it.

When he reaches it, he asks to see the pharmacist.

The pharmacist comes and the man, looking around furtively, asks quietly, "Do you sell Viagra here?"

The pharmacist answers firmly, "Yes, sir. We certainly do."

The man then asks, "Do you think I could get it over the counter?"

The pharmacist thinks for a moment and then says, "Perhaps, if you took five or six pills at once you might."

A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tried to 'write' with it.

Realizing his mistake, he looked at the thermometer with annoyance and said, "Well that's great, just great... some asshole's got my pen."

It's been awhile since I posted anything. I was reminded of that by a very good friend tonight when I read my e-mail. Well not a whole lot has been going with me lately. That whole officemax thing turned into a big flop for me. I will re-apply there I think but I'm also looking for a job more towards my expertise. I love cooking. Therefore i will look for a job as a cook at a nice restaurant. I was a cook in the Marines so I've had extra schooling as well as before the marines, so I don't think it will be to hard. It's good to do something that you love to do naturally. So that is my plan for the week. I'll never apply at a fastfood restaurant again. I've worked in fastfood before when I was in high school and I hated it. I don't care how poor i become but I will never again work in a place like that. I've almost finsihed painting my room today. i will finish up tomorrow:) My mom says the hospital must have switched babies on her and given her a puertrican kid instead because my room is bright orange. That was a pretty stereotypical thing to say but she meant well. I still don't have internet on my computer yet, the phone jack in my room is fucked up so i will have to get that fixed hopefully sometime this week. There is nothing to do around here, that fact is made worse because I can't go anywhere when I don't have any money. It's hard enough to scrape up what money I have left for cigs. I'm sleepless tonight I guess. I'm watching "Samurai X" right now. It's a japanese anime movie. Some anime is alright but others are just to kid-like. I've started reading my chronicles in order, starting with Memnoch the Devil, it's pretty good. I also watched the move "Somethings Gotta Give" with Jack Nicholson and Diane Keaton. It was an outstanding movie. If I stay awake any longer I'll probably watch it again or just watch "Bulletproof Monk"(which since I own, I've seen a bajillion times). Well thats all for right now other than the fact that I'm hungry and I've eaten like 2 times today. Maybe I will find something to eat:) Lets all hope. I'm always eating but I never gain a pound, I think I'd die if I ever was overweight only because for about 18years of my life I've never broken 130 and now I weigh like 140.
I'm going back to the movie now so I'll write more about my dull life when something actually happens;)

ciao

Well kids I haven't been posting much lately. I have abrand new computer and I have a fucked up phone line in my room all of a sudden. I don't know what the hell is wrong with it. I finally finished buying my Vampire Chronicles by Anne Rice
Interview with a Vampire
The Vampire Lestat
Queen of the Damned
Tale of the Body Thief
The Memnoch Devil
The Vampire Armand
Merrick
Blood and Gold
Blackwood Farm
Blood Canticle(that like just came out, I was lucky when I saw it as I was about to go to the register at Barnes&Noble)
After I finish reading all of that(which shouldn't take long) I'm going to read about THE Mayfair Witch Chronicles by Anne Rice and then all the rest of her other works. I'm telling you I think she's a great author, but then again i really like Vampires:)

I hung out with my best friend Justin today
I decided to clean my room and 1/4 of the way through I decided to go ahead and paint one of my walls jungle orange('cause orange if like my fav. color) and then I finished cleaning my room. Tomorrow I plan on finishing the job of painting my room, which means moving alot fo stuff around that I didn't think about moving before. Me thinks that maybe I should have but a little more planning into it before I opened up that can of paint. But that's okay, because I always say, could'a, would'a, should'a, but didn't so there really isn't alot that I can do about it now but finish the job:) I'm tired and think of going to sleep so i will see you kids later.

aurevoir

I found this to be pretty accurate in a weird way i guess

You are the absentminded professor, the same personality type (in at least one major system) as Albert Einstein. Plato said that the function of your type is to study nature and figure out ways to tame it. You see connections between concepts that others do not, and must sometimes stop to check in with your audience to see if you’ve made intuitive leaps that left them far behind. When you see a problem, you naturally apply technique or theory from an entirely different system and are the most likely type to make a conceptual, inventive breakthrough.
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Ever since you were a child you questioned those in authority, not explicitly trusting teachers or other leaders to really be qualified enough to deliver the instruction they were delivering. You were open to their thoughts, but quick to identify biases or knowledge gaps in those in authority positions.
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In fact, skepticism is one of your defining traits. You don’t trust titular authority, appearances, beliefs, traditions, customs, reputation, degrees, or credentials awarded by any agency or school. This is not conspiracy thinking or suspicion of bad intent, but an honest impersonal belief that no one holds anyone or anything to the high, accurate, objective standard that you do. You will be the judge of someone’s competence and no prior ratings by anyone else will sway your impartial evaluation.
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You quickly brush aside prejudice, convention, custom and tradition for what works and produces results.
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You define time by the event, rather than the reverse. You are certainly capable of making and keeping appointments by clock time (although you’re often a few minutes late) but in your mind you are living in a time interval based on a concept, activity or stage which you can clearly define. For you, a time period ends when a certain activity ceases, when a goal is reached, or when your attention naturally shifts rather than when a certain clock alignment occurs.
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You are particularly concerned with the proper definition and usage of individual words. For example, you are likely to notice the error if someone describes something as “very unique.” If something is “unique” then it is incomparable to anything else. It can therefore not be qualified by the word “very,” because that word is necessarily used for comparison. You economize with language, using the fewest words, each highly defined, to get a point across assuming that others will feel bored or insulted if you over-explain.
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You are prone to understatement. You will always err on the side of saying slightly too little, estimating slightly more problems or more cost in terms of time or money, slightly less exciting or beneficial results. This is done completely logically and you could go into more specific estimations if you thought the receiver would take such predictions logically, realistically and unemotionally.
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Your special talent is understanding and optimizing complex systems. You can quickly explain how you personally fit into macro and micro social and economic machinery.
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You are objective and when your friends come to you they know they can count on you to deliver the blunt truth. You recover quickly, if flinching at all, when someone puts you down or criticizes you personally. You realize that either the critique was deserved and you intend to correct it, or the person delivering it was incorrectly biased or misinformed and therefore the criticism was inaccurate and inapplicable.
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You are known for your impatience with ignorance, incompetence, small talk, fake people, or too much time given to a small matter. You bring total involvement and attention to each moment in life.
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As a parent you encourage individuality in your child. You particularly enjoy debating topics with your child. You encourage your children to be original, think actively, and take action on their own. If you see your child taking an unrecommended path you are likely to suggest alternatives, but wouldn’t consider forcing them or demanding that they act differently.
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You face each activity with self-improvement in mind. While others think of games, work, even social events as a mere passage of time, you engage each activity as an opportunity to observe the nature of the event and further develop your mastery of the skills involved. For you, even relaxation is done with a sense of duty to optimize the rejuvenating effects.
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You are an intellectual and enjoy logical investigation and theory building. You are honored when someone asks you to explain the rationale behind your latest project, but often find the audience uninterested in nearly the level of detail with which you are capable of discussing.
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You respect yourself to the degree that you act independent of the impositions of other people. You would never just “go with the flow.” Your mind is always in motion and every action you take is by conscious choice.
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Your type becomes most obvious in traumatic, stressful situations. While the rest of the world goes insane, you are the one who remains calm and collected, mainly because you realize that this is the best mindset for understanding and resolving whatever issues are at hand.
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You are a true utilitarian. Your hallmark is your nearly empty refrigerator, containing exactly enough food for your next food interval and nothing more.
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You have a wide variety of hobbies which get sporadic attention. Others may become frustrated with the fact that you start many projects but finish few.
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Grade school can be particularly frustrating for your type because your desire to connect the music and mathematics lesson is out of the theoretical range of your respective instructors. You probably did quite well on standardized tests and found college style learning far more appealing.

You're taffy!! You're a clever and kind person,
but you tend to hold grudges. You are not big
on dishing out forgiveness.


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MARCH:
Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate. Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decors. Musically talented. Loves special things. Moody.


yup thats me alright

Today was a much better day. i spoke to my other best friend Joshua. We've been friends since the 4th grade. We had quite a bit of catching up to do since I hadn't really spoken to him in months. We hung out at his house for a few hours and then i went to go pick andrea up from school. Afterwards I went back over to his house and we chilled a little bit more and we went to Walmart and to Sonic. Then I left his house and came home and made hamburger helper the pizza 2 cheese one. After eating me and Josh and his cousin went to the Coast gurad base to play some basket ball. So all in all i had a really good time today. Don't have to many of those. Well I'm very tired now and i have to get up early so I will see you kids on the flip side!

Stolen from: shadowfallen&17daysofrain



[ x ] Wallet – gray, white, stitching. Linkin Park on the side, with a chain attached to the wallet
[ x ] Toothbrush – orange with blue and white bristles
[ x ] Jewelry worn daily – a silver ring with blue and red triangles on it, an aztec-looking charm braclet, and Guess watch
[ x ] Pillow cover – Blue and orange
[ x ] Coffee Cup – Frosty the Snowman
[ x ] Sunglasses – I wear seeing glasses
[ x ] Underwear – Boxers or boxer/briefs
[ x ] Favorite shirt – blue, yellow, white, and sliverish gray hawiian shirt with flower prints
[ x ] Cologne/Perfume – Sean Jean, Tommy on occasion
[ x ] CD in stereo right now – Blink 182
[ x ] Tattoos – USMC(United States marine Corps) on right shoulder, a black and red Slipknot "S" on right forearm,a tribal on my left forearm, and the letters "S""L""R" which are my grandmothers initials on my left shoulder
[ x ] Piercings – One in my left eyebrow
[ x ] In my mouth – My tongue
[ x ] In my head – Man, I could use a cigarette!
[ x ] Wishing – That *it* was different.
[ x ] After this – Going to sleep and waking up, eating
[ x ] Fetishes – Blood(small amounts, very small amounts)
[ x ] Person you wish you could see right now – Cori
[ x ] Is next to you – The TV
[ x ] Some of your favourite movies – Interview with a Vampire, Queen of the Damned, Usual Suspects, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, American Beauty, Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory,
[ x ] Something you're looking forward to in the upcoming month - $$$
[ x ] The last thing you ate – 2 hotdogs with ketchup
[ x ] Something that you are deathly afraid of – Losing anyone that i love or at least care about in the remotest way. Being alone
[ x ] Do you like candles - Yeah
[ x ] Do you like incense - Indubitably.
[ x ] Do you like the taste of blood – mmmmm....mmmmmmm love that taste
[ x ] Do you believe in love – Yes.
[ x ] Do you believe in soul mates – Sure.
[ x ] Do you believe in love at first sight – No. Thats just wanting to do something ie. lust. You just love at that present moment in time you may not love the person but you like the ay they look.
[ x ] Do you believe in Heaven – No.
[ x ] Do you believe in God – No.
[ x ] What do you want done with your body when you die - I want to be buried naked. i mean i came in this world without clothes, I'm pretty sure it won't make much of a difference how i leave
[ x ] Who is your worst enemy – A helium-headed kid that looks like his dad made him eat yeast as a child and his head became all swollen as a teenager.
[ x ] If you could have any animal for a pet, what would it be – a Komodo Dragon
[ x ] What is the latest you've ever stayed up - I'd have to say about 4 days straight
[ x ] Can you eat with chopsticks - yes.
[ x ] What's your favorite coin - half dollar
[ x ] What are some of your favorite candies – gummy bears,twizzlers,hershey with almonds, peanut m&m's
[ x ] What's something that you wish people would understand – I don't wish anyone understood anything. if you don't understand even after having something explained to you then you don't need to understand.
[ x ] What's something you wish you could understand better – The lack balls in this world. How come people never say what they feel anymore.
[ x ] Who is someone that you really wish was still around - Rigsy(Erin Riggs), My grandfather,Melissa lily

i JUST NOTICED SOMETHING ABOUT MY PERSONALITY QUIZ THAT i DISAGREE WITH ALOT
i DO NOT LOOK GRUNGY

AND I JUST NOTICED THAT MY CAPS LOCK IS ON AND I DON'T CARE SO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i AM THE CRAZY NEGRO HERE SIGNING OFF

SUPER NEGRO

Well kids I'm still waiting on the whole job thing.
Didn't do much today at all, I woke up at 11:10 and hurried home to check and see if I had any calls. then I waited around until like 4pm for them to fucking call. the I went to Andreas house pretty much like everyday and chilled with her and her lil bro jesse. Jesse and I walked to the trademart up the highway that way i could get cigs. Then we came back and we watched American Beauty with Kevin Spacey. Its a really great movie. I love it. Andrea hasn't seen The Usual Suspects with Kevin Spacey in it so I'm looking for that one. It's really good. Afterwards I wrote a letter to eatxmyxstars like I said I would. I will mail that out tomorrow hopefully. Then I watched Spawn while Andrea was online and stuff and then i ate a hotdog and got up here. I can't wait to
a. Get my job
b. Get my credit card
c. make myself alot of money
d. get the fuck out of here once and for all
e. get rich quick and legally(heh, yeah right)
f. BECOME A COLUMBIAN DRUG LORD lol

That was my day. also i had an anxiety attack. I don't know from what though.

I LOVE MY MOMMY CORI TO DEATH!!!!! We'll talk soon I hope. I'm gonna come and visit you mommy some day XOXOXOXOXOXO

Well kids I may have that job at Officemax. I'm not really sure just yet but I'm pretty sure that i will be able to get it. It would be quite "nifty". Love my word of the week. it was the word of the gay but I think its kind of funny so i made it my word of the week. Does anybody know what the hell a Phone screening is? I have one tomrrow at like around 11am to 1130am. It can't be anything to bad I mean hell its over the phone. but I would like to know what the hell it was. I was right last night though, whenever something good happens to me its followed by something equally as bad or worse. i had one the most startling revelations i've ever had last night. I really don't feel like getting into it right this second though i'm pretty sleepy right now as it is. I'm also getting my credit card hopefully by next week so its like the job opportunity just in time. i can work and pay off the credit card for whatever I run up on it. I think that was great. Well i wish everyone well and hopefully i will talk with some of you tomorrow.
peace out
love ya